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No shit, there I was…

Socks and shoes, check. Top and bottom, check. Headphones and hat, check. Preworkout and bottle *frantically shuffles around*. And bottle…

The sad sad day was full of misfortune. But this sad sad day taught me a lesson I ought never to forget. Always have a back up everything. This led me to design this bottle that stays in my car until I need to use it. This bottle is the bottle I can depend on.

When you purchase this bottle, you are also saving money on all kinds of other products:

1. The bottle, of course

2. My "Success Blueprint" ebook valued at $5

3. Exclusive Tailor Programming rate on your first month!

4. A sample of Onnit's Alpha Brain instant

5. Free shipping. (I got you!)

Your price: $20

Value: $45